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Exxxotica, as they explain clearly on their website, The Largest Adult Event in the USA Dedicated to Love & Sex. Taking place over three days, EXXXOTICA was created for like-minded adults who are looking to “celebrate sexy”.  If that describes you, or you and your mate, well then get ready cause Exxxotica is coming to the New Jersey Expo Center in Edison this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, October 21st through the 23rd.

As I was browsing the event schedule, (purely for the purpose of writing this article, mind you…) I was almost blushing at some of the events, acts, and seminars taking place throughout the weekend. Like the Team Texass Twerk Contest, or an appearance by Tiny Texie, The World’s Smallest Stripper. If that’s not quite your speed, how about a seminar on Sex And Politics? Or perhaps you and your significant other would like to take in a how-to class on Pole Dancing, or even Beginners Face Sitting. I checked, there’s no intermediate class offered. Suffice to say Exxxotica isn’t for everyone. However, if you are an open minded individual or adventurous couple, I think this may be a great date night.

There are famous porn stars scheduled to attend, who will be taking photos (presumably somewhat clothed), and signing autographs. Plus there are tons of vendors selling everything from DVDs to magazines, sexy lingerie to fetish costumes. Oh and of course sex toys. Lots and lots of sex toys. Now we all can get down with that!

Exxxotica also holds shows throughout the year in Washington DC, Chicago, and Miami. It’s presented each year in New Jersey by a company called My Free Cams.com, which boasts to be the number one adult webcam community. I’m not going there…Not on a company computer. Exxxotica happens this Friday from 5pm til 11pm with ladies admitted free that night. Saturday 1pm til 10pm, and Sunday 1pm til 6pm. One day general admission tickets start at $39.99 and can be purchased at https://exxxoticaexpo.com/tickets . Again, the event will be held at the New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center in Edison, NJ, conveniently located just off Exit 10 on the New Jersey Turnpike. Parking at the event is free.

Oh and don’t forget to attend the afterparties…I hear that’s where they really “celebrate sexy”.