Here’s The No Sweat News Quiz

Which story is made up?

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Dateline, California.  America's first gourmet restaurant for dogs just opened up in San Francisco.  It features ONLY food for dogs.  Plus a 75 dollar tasing menu that includes things like mussels with wheatgrass, raw filiet mignon with fermented cabbage and quail eggs.  Moral of the story?  Yeah but my dog is a picky eater.  And by picky I mean that she'll pick literally anything to eat.

That's story number 1 now known as:  I'm not spending 75 bucks on a meal for my dog.  No.  Never.  GTFO

Our second story for today's No Sweat News Quiz:  Dateline:  New Jersey. A wanted fugitive applied for a job at a police station in Jersey City.  That's how Zyeama Johnson got pinched for the warrant out for her arrest in Pennsylvania.  Pretty sure she didn't get the job.  Moral of the story?  I mean at least she can tell her parole officer that she was looking for a job.

Story number 2, now known as:  Not good.  Just not good.

Story number 3 for today’s No Sweat News Quiz takes us to… Michigan.

Dale Sanderson of West Lake set a new record for Worlds Biggest Jack-o-lantern.  The giant pumpkin that he grew wasn’t quite big enough to enter in any weight contest, it was only 1842 pounds.  Then he realized that if he carved it into a decoration, it would beat the size record by 16 inches.  Guinness measures jack-o-lanterns by inches, not pounds because the insides are carved out.  So the world’s biggest jack-o-lantern now measures 224 inches around.  Moral of the story, happy Halloween.

That’s story number 3, now known as:  Hey had he grown a larger pumpkin he could have had both records.  Only about a thousand pounds off.

Our 4th and final story for today's No Sweat News Quiz:  Dateline, Japan.  An old lady in Japan got scammed out of $30,000 by a guy in Russia who she met online.  He said he loved her and wanted to move to be with her only he needed traveling expenses… Why so expensive?  Well, he was on the International Space Station and needed money to cover “rocket costs”.  She sent it, and only caught on when he asked for more.  Moral of the story?  Man, loneliness is a deceptive mistress.

That’s story number 4, now known as:  Rocket costs.

So.... which one did we make up?!