People In New Jersey Are The 5th Happiest In The Country

Say, whaaaaat?  The same people who lean on their horn the moment a traffic light turns from red to green are actually happy?  That guy working 3 full time jobs in a grimy t-shirt, driving that beat up imported POS just to be able to afford a quarter of an acre with 3 beds and a bath and a half is actually happier than the vast majority of our country?

So smile, Jersey!  You're actually a lot better than you give yourself credit for!  Does this mean that maybe we should just chill out for a moment and take a look around us and appreciate what we have around here?  Maybe it's time we stop the self-loathing and bitchy attitude and recognize that New Jersey is awesome!?

Nah, it's more fun to complain, isn't it?  As my friend Danny Shade once told me, "If you're not bitchin', you're not livin'!"  (He meant it 1000% sarcastically, by the way.)

See?  Now that you look at the bottom of the list, it's kinda making more sense, isn't it.  West Virginia, Arkansas, Kentucky... they're the worst.