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BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 15: Cadbury's Dairy Milk Chocolate bars move down the production line at the Cadbury's Bournville production plant on December 15, 2009 in Birmingham, England. The historic confectioner is facing a hostile bid from food company Kraft. Workers and members of the union Unite held a meeting today and urged shareholders to resist selling up and to keep the company in British hands. (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

Say what?  Candy taste tester?

A website called Candy Funhouse sells candy online.  And they’re looking to hire their first “Chief Candy Officer” with a salary of $100,000 a year.

Anyone over the age of FIVE can apply, and there’s no previous work experience necessary.  You just have to love candy . . . be willing to taste-test a ton of it . . . and have no serious food allergies.

They’re based in Canada, so that’s 100 grand in Canadian dollars, or about $78,000 U.S.  But they say the job can be done remotely.

The main job duties are being their “head taste-tester” and deciding which products to carry.  One story we saw claimed you have to taste-test 3,500 candies a MONTH, or more than 100 a day.  But whoever wrote that is wrong.  That’s just the total number of products they currently sell.

If you . . . or your child . . . are interested, you have until the end of August to apply on LinkedIn.  They say it comes with “an extensive dental plan.”

This story is the last of today’s No Sweat News… Enjoy:


16 Back To School Must Haves For Everyone That Are School Year Essentials

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It’s that time again! The Back To School Season is upon us and I want you to be prepared for whatever this school year is going to throw at you.  Save yourself from fighting the crowds at the stores with this online shopping guide to your Back to School must haves from Amazon. For the parents, students, and teachers, there’s something for everyone on this list, all aimed at making life run more smoothly as we get back into the flow of the school year.

  • Ziplock Bag Organizer

    From packing lunches to organizing classrooms, this Ziplock Bag Organizer is a worthwhile addition to your routine! And coming in with almost 100% of 5-star reviews, you can’t go wrong.

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  • Paper Mate Flair Felt Tip Pens

    Teachers and students rave about the vividness of color and the lack of bleed-through with these pens.  As a bonus, if you are a fan of stress-relieving coloring books, the variety of colors elevates your artwork to the next level. 

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  • PAPERAGE 12-Pack Composition Notebook Journals

    School Supplies but make it fun! These Composition Notebooks feature a Kraft Cover that is perfect for your artist/ student to customize.  The rainbow spines make for a nice organizational perk!

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  • Trapper Keeper 1" Binder by Mead (Geometry)

    If you are inspired by all things ’80s and have Stranger Things fever, this retro Trapper Keeper is perfect for you!

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  • Bento Boxes

    Bento Boxes are a handy solution to brown bagging school lunches and this generously sized bento box is perfect for both students and teachers. Available in multiple colors and microwave, freezer, and dishwasher safe, the reviewers are raving! “Love this little box! I got it yesterday and used it today to pack my son’s lunch for school. I love how you can put different types of foods all in the same container and not have to worry about them leaking on each other or contaminating each other.”

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  • Fit & Fresh Shaped Slim Ice Packs

    Keeping your lunch cool has never been so cute!

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  • Extra Large 52L Travel Laptop Backpack with USB Charging Port

    This backpack is all business, with an external USB port with a set-in charging cable that offers convenient charging for your cellphone. A hole for headphones outside gives easy access to Earphone usage. Also, the student backpack with a sturdy rugged handle with steel cable on the top for carrying, side compression straps keep the exclusive backpack at whatever size you require. Water Resistant and ample storage make this the workhorse of backpacks.

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  • Gloveleya Backpack with Plush Duck Toy

    If you have a young student just starting preschool or kindergarten, the Gloveleya Backpack has a special friend they can take to school with them to keep the homesickness at bay.  Featuring several different fuzzy friends to choose from, your young scholar will have some cuddle options.

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  • Big Crystal Diamond Ballpoint Pen

    If you’re going to do it, do it with style!

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  • RuiLing 40-Pack 4 Inches Mega Large Paper Clips

    Bigger is better with these whimsical Mega Paper Clips! These come in an assortment of colors and can not only hold your documents in place, but they can also double as a fun bookmark!

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  • 14oz Stainless Steel Summit Kids Water Bottle with Straw

    Leak-proof straw, super-insulated, and dishwasher safe this water bottle has it all! Plus, lots of designs to fit everyone’s style!

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  • X-ACTO Mighty Mite Electric Pencil Sharpener with Pencil Saver & SafeStart Motor

    A good pencil sharper at home to deal with homework woes cannot be understated! My sister is a teacher and this is the top of her Must Haves!

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  • 12ct Gel Crayons with Storage Case - Faber-Castell

    Gel Crayons are a unique art medium for young artists to explore color mixing and blending! The jumbo, ergonomic design is ideal for little hands to learn proper grip and the twist-up design keeps hands clean while coloring.

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  • Swingline Tot Mini Stapler

    It’s tiny, it’s adorable and it’s extremely handy! What’s not to love? Now you can staple in style.

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  • Jelly Stand Up Pencil Pouch - up & up™

    Available in four different colors, the Jelly Stand Pencil Pouch transforms into two vertical standing pencil holdersFeaturing a sturdy carrying strap and different organizational pouches within, it’s the pencil pouch of the future!

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  • Locker Gold Wire Value Pack

    Keep your locker neat and tidy with this Locker Accessory Kit. With magnetic backing to easily mount to the inside of a locker and a whiteboard sized perfectly, your interior locker design will be on point. 

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Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...