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Please For The Love Of God, STOP REPLYING ALL!

Consider this an open letter to anyone who uses email. Email at work, email from home, business email, social email, basically any email you send and receive. Please, from this…

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Consider this an open letter to anyone who uses email. Email at work, email from home, business email, social email, basically any email you send and receive. Please, from this moment forward, never, ever, EVERRRRRR, send another reply to all emails unless you are asked or instructed to.

We get that you are happy Janet's baby was born. That's why you should email Janet, not me, nor the 300 other employees that work here. Yes, you do agree with the boss's latest strategy for the 4th quarter, well then, how about a knock on his door to let him know! Not a mass reply all email that makes you look like a moronic kiss ass!

Oh wait here's one, this one might be my favorite of all. Poor Betty Lou's Aunt Ida passed away at the ripe old age of 97. Now, it's not enough, mind you that the company is sending flowers, and some are even attending the services. No, you have to make the entire email chain aware that YOU are sending...Let's all say it together now, Thoughts And Prayers! You are such an awesome person. One with only one minor teeny tiny little flaw. That flaw is when you write your reply to anyone, you opt for that button on the right instead of the one to the left! See the one on the left? Yeah, that one says "REPLY"...just reply, that's all, nothin' fancy.

That means it goes only to the person you intend to send your message of love-hate sorrow or happiness to! You click that, and this way you've gotten your point across, and I, along with everyone else don't have to know about it!

You see reply all are like little digital bunny rabbits. First, you get one or two, and the next thing you know, you've got 30. They are contagious, like email Covid. And no one likes Covid.

So consider this little rant your vaccination from Reply All. A thank you will be appreciated, but only if it's just for me. :)

Photoshopping Trolling At Its Finest: James Fridman’s 30 Funniest Edits

James Fridman is a British graphic designer known for taking requests on Twitter for alterations to photographs, but takes the specifications too literally, always resulting in a hilarious result. As his bio states: "Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public."

Fridman has delivered some of the best photo-editing “fails” of all time. Take a look below at 30 of our favorites!

All of his work can be found on his website.

More Natural

What Person?

Remotely Happy

Can You Make This More Interesting?

Remove My Hair

Wrong Fountain

Glowing Orb

More Romantic

Masks To Remember

Make It Scary

More Metal?

Hands Off

Erase The Guy

Look Happier

Looks Kinda Weird

71 Is The New 17

More 'Daddy'

Different Angle

Pole Removal

Not Bald

Darth Vader

Naked Statue

Eyebrow Match

What Friend?

Same Height

Bad Boy

Agent

Removed

Boxer

No Water

Believe it or not, Jimmy’s first job was overnights at a Christian Radio Station. He claims he got into radio because like Rocky Balboa once said, “cause I can’t sing or dance.” Jimmy loves to write about all local happenings, especially around his town of Toms River. Favorite Pastime (other than masturbation, of course): Cheering for the Yankees, and crying for the J-E-T-S!!! Favorite Food: Hot Sauce…I collect ’em! Favorite Drink: PRUNO…look it up, if you dare! Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Planet of The Apes (the original), To Kill a Mockingbird, Annie Hall, and of course GF 1 & GF 2…I heard that’s how the real fans refer to them. Favorite Movie Line: easy…Murry-Caddyshack-“big hitter, the Lama”…f#$*in’ riot! Best Rat Rock Bands: STP, VH, ZEP, PEARL JAM, FOOS, PEPPERS,AC/DC Favorite New Bands: Glorious Sons, Rival Sons, Dirty Honey Most Embarrassing Moment: the moment my mother reads this shit! Best Day: I know a lot of folks say this, but it’s true: the day my little girl Jynell and my boy Big D were born! Next to that, it would have to be the day I was baked on earth day in Central Park and met Keefer Sutherland…baked too, I believe.