Britney Spears: American Diplomat?
Could Britney Spears Be The Key Between Better Relations Between America And Iran? We stumbled upon that exact idea on today’s Morning Rat Race while East Side Dave was wrapping…
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – APRIL 12: Honoree Britney Spears (L) and Sam Asghari attend the 29th Annual GLAAD Media Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on April 12, 2018 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Vivien Killilea/Getty Images for GLAAD)
Could Britney Spears Be The Key Between Better Relations Between America And Iran?
We stumbled upon that exact idea on today's Morning Rat Race while East Side Dave was wrapping up the Celebrity Police Blotter And Injury Report...
The first part of the story is hilarious. TMZ reported that an Iranian magazine based in California put a picture of Britney Spears and her new husband on their cover. He is Sam Asghari, born in Tehran, Iran, Sam is of Persian decent. Persian culture dates back to 550 B.C.
This particular magazine reflected positively on Britney's choice by proclaiming, "One You Go Persian, There's No Other Version" (geeeee, sound familiar??!)
But... I stumbled on a possible different spin off out of this whole thing... And that is that this particular magazine has a huge following among Americans of Persian descent and a big following world-wide as well. Including in Iran itself. Which means an American pop star is being shown in positive light to the Iranian people! This doesn't happen, EVER!
Could Britney Spears be the beginning of warming relations between our two countries?
Think about it: We've had problems with Iran ever since the revolution and the Iranian hostage crisis... If Britney Spears is the link that warms over decades of icy cold relations between our nations... the results could be fantastic!
For starters, let's get Diplomat Spears over there to work out that nuclear deal. She'll wrap them around her finger in a minute at the bargaining table! And: What about all that oil that Iran is sitting on? More Iranian oil flooding the marketplace would likely drop the price of a gallon of gas a lot! Every time you fill your tank for less than a buck, you'll have Britney to thank!
Britney Spears could very well become America's secret weapon against the hard-liners in Iran!
