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This sounds like a line I would have told a girl on a Saturday Night at the Bamboo back in the 90’s but no, it’s true. This Nasa funded “Message…

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This sounds like a line I would have told a girl on a Saturday Night at the Bamboo back in the 90’s but no, it’s true.

This Nasa funded “Message in a bottle into the sea of space” is real. Hopefully any respondents are better looking than the aliens I took home from Seaside back in the day!

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"Karen" videos remain a popular genre on various social media platforms, and one brilliant person has decided to take these horrendous, obnoxious women and turn them into heavy metal singers.

YouTuber Andre Antunes is the force behind "Karen Metal" in which he takes a viral "Karen" video and sets it to a metal riff. Truthfully, we'd be lying if we said his songs aren't brilliant and oddly catchy. Considering the plethora of "Karen" videos out there, he could easily expand this genre into literally hundreds of videos.

Scroll below to view Antunes' work. Oh...and these videos contain NSFW language. Then again, the behavior of these women is NSFS: Not Suitable for Society.

Karen Metal 1

This Karen is very concerned about democracy.

Karen Metal 2

This Karen absolutely freaks out and wants to "have a swim in peace."

Karen Metal 3

This Karen loses her damn mind in a Victoria's Secret store.

Karen Metal 4

The fourth installment of Karen Metal is a super cut of two breakdowns: One Karen is the "CEO of Hangry" after not eating during a ten-hour shift at work, while the other Karen, who appears to be an instructor of sorts, has a very strict "No Pomegranates" rule. This is a strange one, indeed.

Karen Metal 5

Like "Karen Metal 4," "Karen Metal 5" is a supercut of two different Karens: The first Karen is very angry about no one giving up their seat for her on public transit, while the second Karen is furious at people for filming her freak out of which there is no context. Regardless, yikes!

Believe it or not, Jimmy’s first job was overnights at a Christian Radio Station. He claims he got into radio because like Rocky Balboa once said, “cause I can’t sing or dance.” Jimmy loves to write about all local happenings, especially around his town of Toms River. Favorite Pastime (other than masturbation, of course): Cheering for the Yankees, and crying for the J-E-T-S!!! Favorite Food: Hot Sauce…I collect ’em! Favorite Drink: PRUNO…look it up, if you dare! Favorite Movies: The Exorcist, Planet of The Apes (the original), To Kill a Mockingbird, Annie Hall, and of course GF 1 & GF 2…I heard that’s how the real fans refer to them. Favorite Movie Line: easy…Murry-Caddyshack-“big hitter, the Lama”…f#$*in’ riot! Best Rat Rock Bands: STP, VH, ZEP, PEARL JAM, FOOS, PEPPERS,AC/DC Favorite New Bands: Glorious Sons, Rival Sons, Dirty Honey Most Embarrassing Moment: the moment my mother reads this shit! Best Day: I know a lot of folks say this, but it’s true: the day my little girl Jynell and my boy Big D were born! Next to that, it would have to be the day I was baked on earth day in Central Park and met Keefer Sutherland…baked too, I believe.