Wreck The Halls At The Punk Rock Flea Market In Trenton

Jersey!!!

Wreck The Halls this weekend at the Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market. There will be live music, food trucks, and more from 10am until 5pm for only ten bucks.

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10 Hard Rock/Metal/Punk Tunes To Help Deck the Halls

• 10. blink-182 – “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas”

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  A Christmas song about losing your s--- and getting arrested? Totally not relatable, right. (Wrong!)

• 9. Spinal Tap – “Christmas With The Devil”

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  A Spinal Tap Christmas song means taking the piss out of metal *and* the holidays. Who couldn't love that kind of cheeky fun?!

• 8. Adam Sandler – “The Chanukah Song”

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  Okay, so this is technically a Christmas song list, but few would take issue with making an exception for this Adam Sandler song, which he performed on 'Saturday Night Live' in 1994. The track would even crack the Billboard Hot 100, which shouldn't be too shocking since Sandler brilliantly rhymed Carnegie Deli with Arthur Fonzerelli.
• 7. Pearl Jam – “Let Me Sleep (It’s Christmas Time)”

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  Part of Pearl Jam's lore is there annual fan club singles they released from 1991-2018. "Let Me Sleep (It's Christmas Time)" was the first one, so considering its history, it had to make the list.

• 6. AC/DC – “Mistress for Christmas”

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  "Jingle bells, jingle bells/Jingle all the day/I just can't wait till christmas time/When I can grope you in the hay." Finally! A Christmas song about infidelity that isn't "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Thanks, AC/DC!

• 5. Trans-Siberian Orchestra – “Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24”

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  It's truly not Christmas without Trans-Siberian Orchestra. While the hard rock outfit has a number of popular tunes in their catalog, "Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24" is their most popular and their best.
• 4. Lemmy Kilmister, Billy F Gibbons & Dave Grohl – “Run Rudolph Run”

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  Featured on 2008's compilation 'We Wish You a Metal XMas...and a Headbanging New Year!' , hearing Lemmy's trademark growl covering this Chuck Berry classic makes you feel as warm and fuzzy as slamming a few Jack and Cokes.

• 3. Dropkick Murphys – “The Season’s Upon Us”

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  Dropkick Murphys tell a tale of one of the most dysfunctional families ever, and if it doesn't make you feel better about your own family, then just start drinking now to get through the holidays.

• 2. Dee Snider & Lzzy Hale – “The Magic of Christmas Day”

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  Dee Snider wrote this beautiful songs as a Christmas gift for his wife. Four years later in 1998, Celine Dion would record the song and make it famous. Finally, in 2020, Snider would record and release the song as a duet with Lzzy Hale. It's still amazing that the frontman for Twisted Sister wrote one of the most angelic Christmas songs of all time.
• 1. Corey Taylor – “X-M@$”

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  Obviously, this Corey Taylor song is very tongue-in-cheek, but there is certainly a bit of truth here. Who among us hasn't wanted to say, "Fa la la la la go f--- yourself"? (Perhaps you were one of the brave few that actually has.) Either way, this "anti" Christmas song is just really fun.