Hola, Yankee fans! Diehard Yankee fan and sports-master East Side Dave here to give you a very opinionated opinion…
…Hal Steinbrenner and his poor ownership skills are absolutely KILLING the New York Yankees! And he’s giving me a very serious case of agita because of it!
Yankee Owner Hal Steinbrenner- Does he have what it takes to be a good owner? Maybe not. In fact…more than likely not. He kinda stinks as an owner. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)
I woke up this morning to the news that the team that still spends money in New York City, the METS, have agreed to a deal with three-time Cy Young Award-winner Max Scherzer! How did this happen?! The last time I checked…the Yankees desperately need more pitching! Ahhhhh!
But that’s not all! The Yankees are looking to get a new shortstop and they are apparently very high on the Dodgers’ 27-year-old Corey Seager (who is a free agent). Unfortunately, Seager just signed with the Texas Rangers! The Rangers?! He’d rather play in Texas over the Big Apple?! What is going on?!
Hal Steinbrenner, Managing General Partner of the New York Yankees: Is he in over his head? Probably. Look at this guy. He’s clueless. Get Dr. Frankenstein to raise George Steinbrenner from the dead so that we have a chance in 2022. (Photo by Jason Szenes/Getty Images)
I’ll tell you what is going on, muchacho! Hal Steinbrenner is ruining this team! Seriously! Steinbrenner specifically said a few weeks ago that the Yankees would spend money and get big-time talent. Sounds great, Hal…now where the hell are these All-Stars you bragged about?!
This is ridiculous! I’m ready to blow a gasket all because Hal Steinbrenner can’t take out his checkbook and sign a few guys so that we can win the World Series in 2022! I gotta go! I need some water! I’m too irritated! Hal Steinbrenner is killing me! Later!
– East Side Dave
