Hola, Yankee fans! Diehard Yankee fan and sports-master East Side Dave here to give you a very opinionated opinion…
…Hal Steinbrenner and his poor ownership skills are absolutely KILLING the New York Yankees! And he’s giving me a very serious case of agita because of it!
I woke up this morning to the news that the team that still spends money in New York City, the METS, have agreed to a deal with three-time Cy Young Award-winner Max Scherzer! How did this happen?! The last time I checked…the Yankees desperately need more pitching! Ahhhhh!
But that’s not all! The Yankees are looking to get a new shortstop and they are apparently very high on the Dodgers’ 27-year-old Corey Seager (who is a free agent). Unfortunately, Seager just signed with the Texas Rangers! The Rangers?! He’d rather play in Texas over the Big Apple?! What is going on?!
I’ll tell you what is going on, muchacho! Hal Steinbrenner is ruining this team! Seriously! Steinbrenner specifically said a few weeks ago that the Yankees would spend money and get big-time talent. Sounds great, Hal…now where the hell are these All-Stars you bragged about?!
This is ridiculous! I’m ready to blow a gasket all because Hal Steinbrenner can’t take out his checkbook and sign a few guys so that we can win the World Series in 2022! I gotta go! I need some water! I’m too irritated! Hal Steinbrenner is killing me! Later!
– East Side Dave