Carl Craft

Weekdays 6am - 10am

Decade gross: $661,907,247

A guy fed all of Metallica’s lyrics into a computer program…

Then told it to spit out a new song…

The song is called “Deliverance Rides”

Here’s what it came up with:

“Beaten down and destroy / Dead sure she’ll never you betray / Hell is the one who waits for you / Now I roam the world all alone.”

“Bound by leather steeds they ride / Crown yourself the world and tired / Dying, the one who waits for you / No, there’s no longer cares.”

And the chorus goes:

“I’m the sun, I’m insane / Yes, she’ll never love / Never me, so let it be / Obey your eyes / Death!  Deliverance rides!  Hey, hey!”

And here’s the music he put to it…

Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...