Carl Craft

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Dateline, Florida (capital of the No Sweat News)

The cops in Pembroke Pines, Florida are looking for a woman who shoplifted more than $300 worth of clothes from a store back in April.

And as she grabbed clothes off the shelves and shoved them in her bag . . . she was TWERKING the whole time.

I’m not sure if this woman thought her TWERKING would distract people from her crimes . . . but from where I’m sitting, it had the opposite effect. I can’t look away.

The cops are trying to track her down . . . and they’re also looking for her friend who shoplifted with her but didn’t do any dancing.

Shield young-uns eyes and press play:

Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...