Carl Craft

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Is almost immediately picked up…

So, yeah, he pretty much called the cops on himself.

Who was this idiot?  19-year old Nicholas Jones of St. Johns County, Florida.

(Yep, Florida… Capital of the No Sweat News)

Jones allegedly sped away from a traffic stop, but later called 911 to brag that he had driven past four cops and not yet been caught.

He was tracked down the next day, partially because of his 911 call… Here’s the audio of the call.


Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...