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Carl Craft

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…then here’s the gift you give her on Sunday!

Holy crap… Why on earth?  For the love of all that is worthy… WHY?

I suppose… if you want to get divorced for Mother’s day, here’s the Mother’s Day gift you should give your wife on Sunday.

Someone created a dust cover you put over the washing machine. And it looks like old fashioned PURPLE LINGERIE.

It’s basically a sheer purple sheet with lace and ruffles that goes over your washing machine.

It’s currently on sale via a website in England, but it ships from China…

That makes it the gift that says, “you’re sexy when you do household chores, now get to work!”

Good.  Luck. With. That…


Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...