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RANKING: Pantera’s New Christmas Apparel

Whether or not you like “ugly Christmas sweaters,” they’re a piece of clothing that won’t go away.  So what better way to embrace this staple of the holidays than by combining it with the wonder that is metal?

A new line of Christmas apparel is now available at Pantera’s official webstore, and it includes two different knit sweaters, two crewneck sweatshirts and one hilariously festive t-shirt.  In honor of their release, here’s our ranking of Pantera’s new Christmas apparel.

 

5. Psycho Holiday Crewneck

Comes in black (to match your soul), but it could use a bit more Christmas cheer.

Psycho Holiday Crewneck

Expected to ship in 7-10 business days. Order by December 4 to receive in time for Christmas for U.S. orders.

 

4.  Pantera Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

A step up from the previous crewneck sweatshirt.  The trees and skulls are a lovely touch.

Pantera Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt

Order by December 4th to receive in time for Christmas for U.S. orders.

 

3. Pantera Knit Sweater

Now we’re in official “ugly Christmas sweater” territory with this beauty!  Snowflakes, skulls AND reindeer?! Who wouldn’t love to don this sweater?!

Pantera Knit Sweater

Order by December 12 to receive in time for Christmas for U.S. orders.

 

2. Pantera Wreath T-shirt

Alright...we know a t-shirt being ranked so high on this list might upset some of you, but just look at it!  It’s a wreath of pot leaves! Imagine wearing this to a family gathering and getting a compliment on it from an older relative who has poor eyesight and just thinks it’s a pretty wreath.  This shirt is incredible!

Pantera Wreath T-Shirt

Expected to ship in 7-10 business days. Order by December 4 to receive in time for Christmas for U.S. orders.

 

1. F*cking Christmas Holiday Sweater

C’mon, picking number one on this list was super easy.  For starters, this sweater is about as loud as a Pantera show, and in case you needed any more convincing, it literally has “F*cking Christmas!!” on the front!  Even Jesus would have re-spect for this sweater.

Fucking Christmas Holiday Sweater

This is a pre-order that's expected to ship around November 23. Order by December 12 to receive in time for Christmas for U.S. orders. Made in USA

 

 

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.