Carl Craft

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…and they’re lookin’ to negotiate for it’s return or maybe hold it hostage…

The Boston Red Sox are one win away from winning the American League East, and so they had a banner made that they could unveil it when it happens, IF it does.

But in the process of it being delivered to Fenway . . . the banner somehow FELL OFF the delivery truck and onto the highway, where it was discovered by three buddies who were out on a coffee run.

So they grabbed it off the road and did what any fan would do:  They held it HOSTAGE.  Seriously . . . they said they would return it to the team in exchange for PLAYOFF TICKETS.

They gave this interview to the local news paper and it’s off the charts with Southie mook accents and mannerisms…

 

Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...