This woman falls and breaks her leg after stealing packages from a porch.
We don’t have too much to add to this except: We love it when bad stuff happens to s#itty people.
See you in the emergency room, Sally…
Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race.
Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...