Carl Craft

Weekdays 6am - 10am

This woman falls and breaks her leg after stealing packages from a porch.

We don’t have too much to add to this except:  We love it when bad stuff happens to s#itty people.

See you in the emergency room, Sally…

 

Carl Craft is studying here on earth for a short time and trying to make the most of it... with varying amounts of success. He's heard every morning on The Morning Rat Race. Sometimes he goes, "sock / shoe, sock / shoe" which we think is a sign of some kind of psychosis...