Yeah, buddy.... pass it around...
Here they are... as heard on the Morning Rat Race...
The Top Five Fun Facts About Pot On 4/20:
(To be honest, when you're high, every fact is a fun fact...)
5. It's being investigated as a treatment for diabetes . . . which I have just decided I have.
4. If you smoke enough of it, you can actually convince yourself there's nothing wrong with a 45-year-old living in his mom's basement.
3. It's the reason you blew $8,000 on Girl Scout cookies.
2. In Oregon, it's illegal NOT to smoke it.
1. The high is so much better when someone else paid for it.