Nothing says July 4th quite like beer and barf (especially if you’re a news reporter based in Los Angeles).
So, apparently a woman named Wendy Burch was covering something called the Hermosa Beach Ironman…which encourages its “athletes” to “Run, Paddle, Chug!”
The participants run a mile, swim a mile, and chug a six-pack of beer (sounds like the perfect competition for Gotts).
You can guess where this is going. Poor Wendy got puked on like it was a scene outta Stand By Me.
Enjoy. God bless America.
– East Side Dave