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5 Funniest Steel Panther Song Titles

Steel Panther’s new album Lower The Bar comes out today (February 24) and with it comes an avalanche of tongue-in-cheek (and perhaps other places) song titles. 

But which are the funniest?  We mulled over this question and came up with this top five.  Agree?  Disagree?  Let us know in the comments!

(Oh...and NSFW content ahead, but we're pretty sure you already knew that.)


5. “Poontang Boomerang” – Lower The Bar

This new track comes with an official video where the plot involves a crazy broad that won’t go away and an adorable kitten. Add in a handful of hot chicks in their underwear, and there’s really something here for everyone.

Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang

Steel Panther - Poontang Boomerang New Album, "Lower the Bar", available March 24th! Pre-order now! iTunes: Amazon: Exclusive bundles: Follow Steel Panther: Official site: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram:


4. “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’” – Feel The Steel

We think there’s going to be many that disagree with the sentiment of this song title, but you can’t blame the Steel Panther guys for trying.

Steel Panther - Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

just the song


3. “Why Can’t You Trust Me” – Balls Out

Oh…we don’t know. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact you have a song called “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’.” Just a guess.  Could be wrong.

Steel Panther - Why Can't You Trust Me.wmv

Track # 8 from 2011 Album " Balls Out " I own no rights to music or images within.


2. “F*cking My Heart in the Ass” – All You Can Eat

Ummmm…we hope plenty of lube was involved.

Steel Panther - "Fuckin' My Heart In The Ass"

"Fuckin' My Heart In The Ass" by Steel Panther from their new album "All You Can Eat" Copyright 2014 go buy it NOW!!!!


1. “Gangbang at the Old Folks Home” – All You Can Eat

Sure, it provides an image that somehow gets burned into your retinas, but that’s just hilarious.

Steel Panther "Gangbang At The Old Folks Home" (Lyrics)

"Gangbang At The Old Folks Home" by Steel Panther from their new album "All You Can Eat"




Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock reporter. The first man she ever loved was Jack Daniel.  (True story.)