Four day sentence and the guy can't wait so he breaks out in two days, Tied up scene and cops get asked to join, and you can't steal North Korea leaders crap.
License plate XFELON did him in on a stolen motorcylce, Canadian trys to escape on a ferry, and lady just wants a soda with her meal !
Dog finds a grenade, Lady tries to take drug test with someone's pee and gets busted, and Florida man was naked on womens deck !
He drove on one tire to do what? Amazon's new useless delivery service is... And, guess what they're removing from kid's classrooms because they don't know how to use them?
Shocker: meth messes you up a lot. So will the subject in story number two, actually.... And in our third effort this morning we ask the question, "Which planet smells like farts?"
The Chinese have a new way to pay a traffic ticket... A new world record for something we didn't even know was a thing.... and, that's one expensive piece of fruit.
Her will left HOW MUCH money to WHO? Wow! Plus a guy who had a decent reason for his indecent exposure charge. And, the criminal who used a hot glue gun for a stick up.
NSN: Chick gets an invoice for a date, the IRS website crashes and SHOCKER: Kanye West is still an asshat
NSN: Pride cometh before the fall, literally. Fugitive busted via obit and wait 'til you hear how the cops can get your finger prints now!
NSN: Dashcam saves the day, kind of. Get out of jail, rob a... And, that video game got me high!