EVERYONE'S GOT THAT ONE PROBLEM UNCLE.  THIS IS OURS.

FOR SERIOUS ROCK AND ROLL PEOPLE ONLY. 

DO NOT CROSS THE DOUBLE YELLOW LINE ON YOUR RADIO. 

DO NOT LEAVE THE SEAT UP. 

TAKE CARE OF YOUR BAR TENDERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR BARTENDER TAKE CARE OF YOU.

These are the principals that guide Uncle Leo's livelihood.  You'll catch him cranking the tunes out every night after midnight.  No one really knows what makes him tick.  We think he's actually dead, just his body doesn't know it yet.

You've just to to love your Uncle Leo